The Farmer's Trophy Wife

…living life yelling "YOLO" one day at a time!

You know the “nothing” that I do all day…

Have you heard the mom joke…

…you know, this one…

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. 

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’ She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’ ‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply. She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’

bahahaha…well, here is part of my day…

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6 responses to “You know the “nothing” that I do all day…”

  1. Macy Avatar
    Macy

    I loved this post!!! It’s so true, they never think anything is done until you don’t do it one day!!!

    Reply
    1. The Farmer's Trophy Wife Avatar
      The Farmer’s Trophy Wife

      My WHOLE house would be fabulous and sparkling clean…but for some reason there are 3 little fairies that follow around behind me DESTROYING everything….sigh

      Reply
  2. Hallie Bertrand Avatar
    Hallie Bertrand

    He is precious!!!! You are so calm, I’m impressed.

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    1. The Farmer's Trophy Wife Avatar
      The Farmer’s Trophy Wife

      LOL…I LOST it after the camera stopped taping…just kidding! 🙂

      Reply
  3. Catherine Avatar
    Catherine

    Oh my goodness. He is too cute! Even with his hand in the flour bag! Just in time for Mother’s Day, hey? Hope you have a lovely, flour-free weekend.

    Reply
    1. The Farmer's Trophy Wife Avatar
      The Farmer’s Trophy Wife

      I can’t ever get too mad at that boy…he looks SO innocent ALL the time! He’s mastered it! 🙂 Happy Mother’s Day to you too!!

      Reply

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