The Garden Fairy…


It happened again.

Just like clockwork, this time of year my garden magically gets planted while I am off doing something (or in bed!).

How do you get this magical, wonderful fairy to appear?!

Well…this was my method….

Ever since we moved into the family farmhouse,  I lucked out in the yard lottery, as the lawn and flowerbeds are gorgeous. This is fantastic for me because I do not own a green thumb, I like to plant and fugetaboutit. Give me something beautiful that grows in hot, dry conditions, that grow year after year all by itself, that likes to spread and fill a flowerbed, and I am in love. I will weed and water…but anything that requires maintenance above and beyond that = bad luck for the plants.

Sunflowers are my absolute favourite and nothing makes me happier (garden wise) than a bunch of random growing sunflowers in a flower bed. This, however, makes my farmer husband’s skin crawl. He can’t sleep at night knowing that outside things are growing and they aren’t in a straight line….I like chaos and he does not. I like random and he does not. I like wild and he DOES NOT…so, you can see where this is going! I plant wildflower seeds by throwing them in the general direction of the dirt…then I hide the packages so that my secret will stay just that until they turn into lovely romantic flowers…

My husband then, just as secretly, while I am away from home, sprays my flowers into submission…

“I just thought they were all weeds…” is his common line of defence.

And the garden….

I attempted to plant this by myself our first year here.

Rookie mistake!

I spent hours out in the freshly rota-tilled dirt, happily planting stuff willy-nilly, and then proudly announced my accomplishment at dinner that night. My husband visibly cringed and then patted me on the back. “Good for you honey!” and went back to eating.

A few minutes later, “I’m sure you remembered to put the rows wide enough for the rota-tiller, right?”

Me… “Huh?”

“You know, so that we can rota-till most of the weeds and then you only will have to weed the rows.”


“You will have to weed the garden you know…how many rows did you do?”

“Ummm…4 rows of corn, 3 of carrots, 4 of peas, 2 lettuce, 3 green beans, 5 zucchini plants and 24 hills of potatoes.”
Needless to say…I had planted enough to feed 9 families and did not leave room to rota-till between the rows. The rest of that year I ended up ignoring the 4 foot high weeds, ran in, picked my veggies and ran out.

And my husband religiously avoided that area of the yard all summer.

I have yet to plant a garden since, because somehow, magically, every spring, my garden plants itself while I am away. And in beautiful straight lines with the perfect amount of rota-till-able space between each row.

It’s amazing!

And so easy to weed!

11 responses to “The Garden Fairy…”

  1. HAHA…you have a very good thing going with that Garden Fairy of yours!!!

    1. Don’t I?! I love it…and I think he doesn’t mind either!

  2. bahaha!

    You just made my WHOLE DAY!

  3. Lucky girl – my garden fairy would have just said “well, I guess you’ll know better for next year”. Which I guess is fair as I would do the same to him! If I told your fairy that I planted my garden all “willy nilly” would he come plant mine too?

    1. Actually, it might work. Either tell him or his dad. Neither would be able to sleep knowing those random seeds were out there….. 😉

  4. You lucky girl!! Although I have a beautiful yard and love my flowers we have terrible southern alberta water that is not fit for plant let alone human consumtion. So no garden for this girl, what gets watered relies on the well place rain barrels in my yard. So Enjoy 😉

    1. I haven’t even had to water anything yet…good for my plants. Not so good for the farmer wanting to get out and spray!

  5. I haven’t made a garden mistake yet, but this is only my second year! I planted my garden in about 20 mins this year. Sorry, my rows are probably not straight either. But there are stacks, and I know where everything is, so everyone else just stay away! Things grew like crazy last year, so I did the same thing this year, except the weather didn’t let me in until a few days ago. Good luck with your flowers!

    1. LOL….I love it when it all comes up too. I might have to take pictures to prove just how straight the lines are…and he doesn’t even use string or markers! Good luck with yours too!!

  6. What a wonderful fairy to have!!! 😉

    I, too, love sunflowers. I keep putting out different varieties in all kinds of locations. This year I am trying them in containers, keep your fingers crossed.

    1. I adore them….I planted some this year too….don’t tell my husband!!

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